Mission: READ

Today is Weird Wednesday of Teen Read Week, and I started out the day reading aloud some weird short stories before school.

Here is a short story book that you should read just so you can say that you read the book with possibly the longest title ever:

Noisy Outlaws, Unfriendly Blobs, and Some Other Things…:That Aren’t as Scary, Maybe, Depending on How You Feel About Lost Lands, Stray Cellphones, Creatures from the Sky, Parents Who Disappear in Peru, a Man Named Lars Farf, and One Other Story We Couldn’t Quite Finish, So Maybe You Could Help Us Out

This title is so long that Amazon.com doesn’t even print the whole thing–just shortens it. Here’s proof: Amazon listing

Oh, and it’s hysterical, too.

Mission: Accomplished